$ZPHONE
BUY NOW
NOW ACCEPTING CALLS

ANONYMOUS PHONE

$ZPHONE

Monkey wearing a paper bag over its head with eye and nose holes cut out, holding a smartphone

THE WORLD'S FIRST
PAPER-ENCRYPTED PHONE.

PUT ON THE BAG. MAKE THE CALL.

HOW IT WORKS

01

GET THE PHONE

Pick up your phone.
Nothing special yet.

02

PUT ON THE BAG

Activate advanced
paper encryption.

03

MAKE THE CALL

Identity hidden.
Call secured.*

$ZPHONE

*according to the monkey

PATENT-GRADE HARDWARE

PAPER ENCRYPTION™

MATERIAL:
PAPER
EYE HOLES:
2
PHONE:
1
FACE:
HIDDEN
IDENTITY:
UNKNOWN
SETUP TIME:
3 SECONDS
TECHNOLOGY:
QUESTIONABLE
PRIVACY:
MONKEY APPROVED

NO SOFTWARE.
JUST PAPER.

Close view of the monkey's paper-bag encrypted phone hardware

NORMAL PHONE VS $ZPHONE

NORMAL PHONE

  • Phone
  • Face visible
  • Complicated privacy settings
  • Too many questions

$ZPHONE

  • Phone
  • Paper bag
  • Make the call

ZPHONE WINS.

THE STORY

1Monkey looking down at a smartphone, deciding to make a call

HE NEEDED TO MAKE A CALL.

2Monkey pulling a paper bag down over its head before making the call

HE NEEDED PRIVACY.

3Monkey wearing the paper bag while using the phone, problem solved

PROBLEM SOLVED.

$ZPHONE

Monkey wearing a paper bag with eye holes, holding a phone, the face of the $ZPHONE meme

BILLIONS SPENT
ON ENCRYPTION.

MONKEY USED A BAG.

$ZPHONE

Monkey wearing a paper bag with eye holes, holding a phone

ANONYMOUS PHONE

$ZPHONE

THE WORLD'S FIRST
PAPER-ENCRYPTED PHONE.

BAG ON. PHONE ON. IDENTITY GONE.